I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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