i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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