I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I have fence marks all over my body
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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