a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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