Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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