I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
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I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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