I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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