you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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