Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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