Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I faked an abortion last night.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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