Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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