forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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