your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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