I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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