talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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