drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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