it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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