please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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