Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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