so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We don't watch enough power rangers
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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