Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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