so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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