eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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