I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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