Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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