there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Found the puke drawer
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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