Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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