help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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