your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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