and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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I am full of burrito and curiosity
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements