This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now