They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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