i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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