its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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