This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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