it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I have already put on my inside pants.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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