party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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