I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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