Having a random hookup so left but love u
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
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Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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