My nipple is on Facebook.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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