Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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