Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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