I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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