I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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