But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
my liver is dry heaving
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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