I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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