ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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