I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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