All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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