He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
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I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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