How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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