Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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