I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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