I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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