That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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