you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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