The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
So squirting runs in the family.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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